Road Turd

When travelling in a vehicle for great distances, ie all day, you are forced to hold your bowels due to the lack of clean restrooms.

Jack(Passenger seat): Brad why are you all clenched up with sweats over there?

Brad(Driving): Because I've been driving for 600 miles and my Road Turd is crowning! I can't wait to get home to my bathroom.

by SpicyTuna23 August 23, 2011

iron road

Synonym for railways, call so because tracks used to be made from irons

Trains run on iron roads

Iron roads are fun

Iron roads aren’t always made from iron

by I ❤️ baguette 🥖 September 12, 2021

Road Cruiser

A beer for the road to keep your buzz going.

Hey man, you should grab a road cruiser or two for the drive home, you don't want to lose your buzz.

by Amtrak17 July 18, 2009

road bang

When u fuck on the road or while driving.

Don't ever do this...the cops will join...trust me i know...road banging is something else

by KingCack April 19, 2016

road gourd

Car bound cunnilingus, oral sex performed whilst in a moving automobile; also colloquially known as road head

Hannah: “Do you want road gourd?”

Sam: “Yes but be careful on the speed bumps”

by Samonthedictionary May 28, 2023

plane road

synonym for taxiway
a path dedicated to the movement of aircraft on the apron of an airport

LMFAO why is there luggage on the plane roads?

by sandcat25 July 26, 2022

Road fucker

A road worker who gets off to filling deep potholes and/or creating potholes with his cement or jackhammer

Example: "mommy is that man a road fucker

by SlipperySausage12O December 3, 2022