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Shower nirvana

A word used to describe the women-take-longer-showers-than-men phenomena. It has never been proved what exactly takes them so long to complete a shower, but one can safely assume that they've discovered the enlightenment described in Buddhist philosophy, i.e. Nirvana.
Person 1: Man, what is taking her so long in the shower?
Person 2: Dude, don't worry about it, she's probably just discovered shower nirvana.
by Righteous Thumb August 2, 2010
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storming norman

A person who is known by the name of "Norman" and often kicks up some form of a storm.
There's that cunt Storming Norman, he's kicking up a storm already.
by SuckMyPlums December 18, 2014
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makayla norman

A person who is always extremely stupid and is also beautiful at the same time
Makayla Norman tripped over her dress and got a face full of dog shit when she went to get her prom queen crown
by Freakyredhead February 1, 2017
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jennifer normand

Bad ass bitch, doesn't put up with shit, honest as the day is long, doesn't mean to be mean but It's all she can be
I can smell the pheromones blossoming from Jennifer Normand's radiant personality.
by PinkyScataskindiggins June 2, 2017
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Tom Norman

to "tom norman" something is to widly exaggeate something or to get the wrong end of the stick.
For example "I was out with my mates at and we was like hurricane katrina wasnt that bad, for white people at least..." would be classic case of tom norman-ing.
by nomanan October 8, 2018
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The Nirvana Generation

People (mainly Generation X that is) who grew up listening to Nirvana (the most famous grunge band in music history) during the 1990s.
I'm so glad I was part of the Nirvana generation because I saw Kurt live years ago and he really knew how to put on a show. R.I.P. Kurt.
by CelticEagle February 13, 2019
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Cole Norman

a person who gives you aids threw the airflow of the winds on a hot summer night, also overuses the word yeet and occasionally partakes in sexual acts with small Asian men. typically shorter than the average person hints why the small Asian man are such a obsession. might have sexual acts with small dogs as well.
wow did that person say yeet omg there such a Cole Norman
by dick dickson jr April 23, 2019
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