A car mackerel is a whole mackerel that you've brought (preferably from your local fish monger) that remains in situ in your car. Said mackerel is used to slap pedestrians from the window of your moving car.
by Bad boy poo August 21, 2019
Get the Car mackerel mug.The sudden and unannounced thrusting of one's bumper up the tail pipe of another car without so much as a by your leave and without the common courtesy of a reach-around.
Had to stop short on the way to the market. I was a victim of car sodomy by a Camry and my tailpipe will never be the same.
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Get the Car nudes mug.A car birthed from the exhaust after a mommy and daddy car have fun.Then it grows up and makes its own baby car.
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(Usually in British accent)
Derived from viral video of child “Hugo” saying fuck off to monkey on top of car.
(Usually in British accent)
Derived from viral video of child “Hugo” saying fuck off to monkey on top of car.
*salesman approaches door with father and two kids at home*
Salesman: hello sir can I interest you in some ch.....
Father: MONKEY ON CAR!
Salesman: hello sir can I interest you in some ch.....
Father: MONKEY ON CAR!
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Get the Monkey on car mug.Every night at 3am a car comes past your house and everyone else's house in the world and nothing else happens but everybody thinks its creepy. This happens every night for ever
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