a sick fool with no self esteem, probably willing to fuck anyone he/she meets....do i need to say more?.....maybe this mom has some sick fantasis of giving birth to a kid that she will have sex with one day!!
by mike green January 9, 2004
Get the mom fucker mug.A lame joke, pun, or play on words that your mom would say, such as "have a nice trip, see you next fall". Does not have to be told by your mom, just has to be lame.
"Hey Trevor, have a nice trip, see you next fall! Haha!"
"Dude, that was fucking lame."
"Yeah man, that was a total mom joke."
"Dude, that was fucking lame."
"Yeah man, that was a total mom joke."
by hawker240 October 21, 2006
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Teenager: "Hey, mom, check out these definitions I found!"
Mom: "Oh, when you were supposed to be cleaning your room?"
Teenager: "Oh snap."
Mom: "Oh, when you were supposed to be cleaning your room?"
Teenager: "Oh snap."
by Aardvark March 16, 2005
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Take a look at that mom hole in the centerfold! WOOWEE!!
example b.
Screw you in your mom hole you punk!
Take a look at that mom hole in the centerfold! WOOWEE!!
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Screw you in your mom hole you punk!
by The Tiniest Pony May 22, 2009
Get the Mom Hole mug.What becomes of a butt wearing Mom Jeans.
This is encouraged by pulling your jeans up to your belly button. You will notice that the ass looks elongated and flat.
This is not sexy. This is not even attractive.
This is encouraged by pulling your jeans up to your belly button. You will notice that the ass looks elongated and flat.
This is not sexy. This is not even attractive.
by saltydogg087 October 27, 2010
Get the Mom Ass mug.a car typically driven by a housewife, such as a suburban or a minivan. They are often used to cart around kids to soccer games, and that is why so many of these mom cars have little soccer ball magnets on the back
Amanda: look at that mom car (points at passing mini- van with soccer ball sticker on the back)
Katharine: eww, that's so gross! mom cars are fugly.
Katharine: eww, that's so gross! mom cars are fugly.
by katharineisawesome January 2, 2009
Get the mom car mug.the mom you become after your kids leave for college (and in some cases high school).
You can only communicate via texts and emails otherwise you never hear from them.
You can only communicate via texts and emails otherwise you never hear from them.
Celia is has morphed into mom-e, her son never answers his phone she has to text him to hear about his life.
by cezz January 5, 2009
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