Mexican Smoothie

When you eat out a Mexican girl on her period.

“Yo dude, last night this girl I hooked up with was on her period but I had myself a good old Mexican Smoothie.”

by TigerWoods June 1, 2020

Mexican Refreshment

When you aim a straw at someone, and fart into the straw with extreme force, usually into one's mouth.

Dan fell asleep at 11:00, so we gave him a good ol' mexican refreshment.

by A Black Male July 7, 2011

curse of the mexican

When you've been outlawed from sex by the opposite gender you start to think everyone is hot

Bob: that girls is fine!
Steve: dude! look at her she's a troll
Bob: really
Steve: yes, how longs it been Bob
Bob: too long
Steve: you have the curse of the mexican bob
Bob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by stealth reaper March 9, 2012

Mexican Slinky

When too much Tequila is embibed by an individual causing erectile failure

Sorry baby, I drank too much tequila and I've got myself a Mexican Slinky.

by Amesjanderson November 7, 2014

Mexican Polio

The hangover after a night of drinking tequila and copping feels on prostitutes.

Yo man, I woke up with the worst Mexican Polio today. Tell your mom I said "what's up."

by Lav Dogg October 24, 2011

Mexican hiker

An illegal immigrant crossing into the US from Mexico.

Billy Joe Cleetus shot a bunch of Mexican hikers that were trespassing on his ranch by the border.

by Triple Double April 6, 2013

mexican fallout

This is the free falling nuclear waste bowel movement that occurs the morning after a hefty Mexican plate dinner. Usually a combination of beef taco, cheese enchilada, and a tamale. This event can be found locally in some regions, but may require travel for some.

I am not sure if you are sick or if that is Mexican fallout but for the love of god turn on the vent.

by AirSupport July 30, 2016