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Michael Young History

A character in both of Lupe Fiasco's albums. As well as a character, it is also a play on words sounding out "my cool young history". Is used as both meanings in Lupe's mind boggling song "The Coolest" from Lupe Fiasco's The Cool.
"Lord please have sympathy, and forgive 'Michael Young History' as, The coolest..
by StephonST June 23, 2008
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collars match the cuffs

Describing whether or not a chicks pubes matches her hair. usually asked by a buddy after learning of a casual sex encounter and asking for a vicarious image.
No, fucking way man. You banged that hot blond from the bar last night! But did her collars match the cuffs?
by plumberjoe January 29, 2009
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George Michael Danger Wank

The act of having a wank in a public toilet with the door unlocked and your feet raised from the ground so no-one outside can see the cubicle is occupied.
The lady from the 1st floor got a nasty suprise when she opened the door to Greg having a George Michael Danger Wank!
by OwenFrankland January 23, 2008
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Michael Angelo Torres

Not only is he a teenage mutant ninja turtle, but he has these amazing powers that make girls fall in love with him. That pearly white smile, and his handsome face, what more could a girl want? Plus he can kick some serious ass. What a man. I love you Michael.
Watch the t.v. shows or movies. Michael Angelo Torres is legit.
by T-Dirrrty™ September 14, 2009
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Michael Jordanism

The following of the great Michael Jordan who led the Bulls to six NBA Championships in the 1990's.
Screw my former religion. I'm converting to Michael Jordanism. At least we know he's real.
by bullstown4life June 15, 2010
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Mitchell

A sexy beast that will probably steal your woman. Mitchell has a huge dick. He’s the hottest bloke on earth. He is the king of sex and leaves all the girls that visit them with a sore ass. He claps their cheeks so hard they can’t sit down
Omg have you seen how hot Mitchell is?

Yeah I was with him in bed last night:
by 69joe mama December 16, 2019
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Michael B Jordan

A sexy actor too old for me. As a heart aching smile, and I mustache that would put Santa to shame😍
“Oh did you hear, Michael B Jordan is SUPER juicy
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