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Midget judge

1. A term used to describe the sobriety of a circus performer.
2. A handsome fellow, probably called Lee, from the southern part of Englandshire.
1. "That jugglers not pissed, he's as sober as a midget judge"
2. "He's got my minge all damp, he's a right midget judge"
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Midget Mafia

"Yo man the Midget Mafia was talking bout' me, I'm scared stiff my timbers are shivering!"
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The Miami Midget Shorn

The act of throwing a shit covered midget into a crowd of Hispanic women. This is a historic activity local to the Miami area.
I was down in Miami with your mother last weekend and someone pulled off The Miami Midget Shorn. The slippery midget got shit all over your mothers new dress.
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Boys 2 Dynamite Midgets

A boy band consisting of guys at or below 5 feet tall.
Nobody went to the circus if the Boys 2 Dynamite Midgets were in town on the same nights.
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Furry pink midget

A small man used as living handcuffs in sex with the legs and arms made to be slotted in between holes in the headboard of a bed and pulled on as rock climbing like holds
I like using furry pink midgets in the bedroom they add lots of fun to the experience
by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025
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