jealous mealous

1. Referred to someone who is in the state of being very strongly envious of someone else's advantages or belongings.

2. Can also be used as a nickname, defined as the above.

1.
Person A: "Gosh, I hate her. She's so talented and she's really pretty and her boyfriend is just amazing..."
Person B: "Ooh, do I hear someone coveting?"
Person A: "Psh, I'm not jealous. Just saying..."
Person B: "Oh, you're such a jealous mealous, don't deny it."

2.
Person 1: "This car sucks... I wish I had one of those nice, shiny sports cars like that one guy has..."
Person 2: "Whatever, Mr. Jealous Mealous..."

by Hazgirl22 May 8, 2008

meat check

when you are kissing on a girl and take her hand and put it on your meat to gauge her reaction. if she starts rubbing its time to take your pants off. if she's like ewww you gotta pull some stank shit like "woah what are you doing. your nasty."

man 1: man i couldn't stand jodi's man face kissing on me last night so i meat checked her and got some brains
man 2: ewww i wouldn't hit that with a 10 ft pole

by my pies are piff January 2, 2006

meat stick

1. A stupid person; A blunderous fool.
2. One who resembles a penis.
3. A penis.

Bob thought he could sleep with Sarah by telling her that he owns a Ford Pinto. What a meat stick.

by mikeg.com October 10, 2002

boy meat

1. The delicious penis of a young attractive human male.

2. The delicious body of a young attractive human male.

"She slid her wet tongue along the length of his throbbing boy meat."

by pikku myy November 12, 2003

Meat Rocket

Noun: Also known as a penis, is a larger than average member ready to explode.

Girl: Hey babe my parents are gone, you want to come over?
Guy: Hell Yeah! I hope you're ready. I've got a meat rocket ready for take off and its heading straight for Uranus

by MeatArrow November 26, 2015

Brown Meat

Particularly dark coloured flesh on the labia or penis of an otherwise much whiter person.

She was a ginger, you know with the whitest skin and cutest little pink nipples, but when I got down there - fuck me: Brown meat flappage!!! Totally unexpected...

by spunk_sock June 28, 2008

tiny meat

male genitals that are far smaller than what one might consider to be "average size"

Girl 1: OMG, i wanna hook up with declan sooooooo bad! lolz

Girl 2: Ewww, i heard declan has tiny meat tho...

Girl 1: YUCK! nvm then

by TGHM January 10, 2011