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Master Splinter

When your jerking off and shoot a partial blank and the nut runs down each side of your head making a little master splinter mustache on your jawn
I was beating my shit yesterday and I accidentally Master Splintered myself
by I just need help January 15, 2026
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Zhut Master

One of the sweetest members of society who is often getting high and smoking in his house, turning it into a hot box..
"See that guy over there?"
"Yeah?"
"That's Zhut Master T****"
by Zhut Zhut March 21, 2017
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Ferrari Master Plan™

This refers to when Ferrari or one of their F1 drivers do something so stupid that it may a deeper meaning. It often refers to Ferrari's horrible 2020 performance in F1, when they finished sixth in the Constructers standings even though they finished second in 2019. The reason for this was primarily their car. It had a high drag chassis and a weak power unit, meaning that their car was awfully slow. In 2019 at Monza (Ferrari's Home race) Charles Leclerc won and Sebastian Vettel hit 365 km/h (227 mph), which is one of the fastest speeds ever reached in a modern F1 car. However, in 2020, they had a double DNF. The term is often used in reference to Mattia Binotto, Ferrari's Team Principal, who is often blamed for these results.
Ferrari Fan: NOOOOO!!! Ferrari P6!
F1: Teams who finish lower in the championship can now spend longer in the wind tunnel
Binotto: See, it was all part of the Ferrari Master Plan
by Sainzisunderrated June 9, 2021
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Daddy Master Dylan

The best there ever is, was, and always will be. Daddy Master Dylan is who you think of when you sleep and wake up.
"I woke up to the nice thought of Daddy Master Dylan this morning."
by JTS2 April 8, 2021
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Ferrari Master Plan™

1. A mistake made by Scuderia Ferrari formula 1 team
2. A reason for a formula 1 driver (mainly ferrari's) to do some something stupid
3. confusing, not successful tactics/strategic moves of Mattia Binotto
"Vettel, S🅱️inalla"
"Why would I do that?"
"Don't worry Seb, it's all part of the Ferrari Master Plan™"

"Downgrade the car"
"But sir, that doesn't make sense"
"Don't worry, it's all part of the Ferrari Master Plan™"
by SnowChickenFlake November 17, 2020
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Cice Master

An awakened human being overcoming the "matrix trap" and reaching beyond the realm of 3 D human living. To go beyond seven dimensions of all intellectual, physical, environmental, social, emotional, and spiritual senses of human life.
For example, as a "Cice Master" you will find many opportunities to reach beyond the seven dimensions of life and wellbeing, yet human and understand human life while on earth. Written by Cice Rivera
by Cice Rivera June 26, 2021
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Daddy Master Isaiah

A guy who everyone loves, relies on, and worships. He is a very sexually dominate chad and has fucked almost every hot girl.
Ugly girl: Daddy Master Isaiah, can you PLEASE fuck me?
Daddy Master Isaiah: No, I only fuck hot girls.
by JTS2 May 7, 2021
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