shirt mask

the part of the shirt located just below the chin one uses to filter foul odors, instinctually used when in uncleanly bathrooms, or after a destructive passing of gas(fart, chemical attack)

1.Duuude.. that truck stop restroom was so narsty i had to use my shirt mask just to take a piss.

2.that fart was so pungent that my shirt mask was the only protection i had

by ganjer9 September 16, 2009

Master Of Smells

The Master Of Smells is a mysterious near-mythical man-creature who has the ability to summon and manipulate any smell in the universe. He is surrounded by a constant, horrendous odour that makes it near-impossible to approach him. He also carries with him an enchanted satchel which contains many sacred and rare scents. It is widely believed that the Master is the most powerful force in creation.

Other titles attributed to the Master are:

Lord Of the Nostril,
Conductor Of Odours,
Ruler of Essence,
The Monarch of Aroma

Master Of Smells: "Hand me ma' satchel.. ma' satchel of smells"

by JohnnyNiles April 18, 2009

Masturfaker

A guy who claims he doesn't masturbate

"Jimmy says that he doesn't masturbate."
"What a masturfaker!"

by Goddess by nature August 13, 2009

Masturtasting

When you have some food that you want to savour, you suck and play with it and make moaning sounds. i;e Masturbating but with food :D

Person 1: Last night I ate some Devil's chocolate cake.
Person 2: That would have made for a nice masturtasting session.

by Kandyyy August 29, 2009

masterbitch

A very nasty woman; the mother of all nasty women. A woman of questionable ethics.

That masterbitch got me kicked out of the theater.

by travelmop February 9, 2010

Masturcheating

Masturdating while being married or in relationship - eating out, going to see movies, eating ice cream alone, when your spouse or partner doesn't show any interest for such activities.

Darling, why don't we go and see Twilight Eclipse together? I'm sick of masturcheating on you.

by Olfur October 4, 2010

masturbernation

The act of masturbating vigorously and causing the individual to enter a deep sleep for a ridiculous amount of time.

When this semester is over I will reward myself a solid week of relaxing masturbernation.

by Sinderton April 16, 2011