Maleah

1) (n) A girl who almost accedes Chuck Norris in all and every ways.

2) (n) A way to compare oneself or others to the awesomeness that she is.

1) Boy#1 - "Whoa, who's that girl?"

Boy#2 - "Dumbass, don't you know? Thats Maleah!"

(2) Man - "Aw man, what am I gonna do?"

Woman - "WWMD"

Man - "WTF??!"

Woman - "You don't know? What would Maleah do?

by girlwhosusingher3dsrightnow December 25, 2012

MapleStory

Is a free online game MMORPG. It is made free because it sounds like shit when you hear about it but you have nothing to lose. After a few hours the game sucks you in and never lets go. From here on you are a maple 'hoar'. You buy Nexon cash to make your character look good. You train to be stronger. You engage in it as a second life. Once you start you will have two lives. A real life AND a virtual life.

@school "Shut up teacher, I just wanna play MapleStory"

KawaiiiOMGKawaiiiLulzKawaiii: "Haii mum"
Human "What the fuck?"
Kawaiii37821780413946412: "ILY daughter"

Idon'tnoher: "Wanna get married?" (cause I'm a loner and I need friends on Maple ATLEAST
Her: "Yes, ILY" I don't even know him, o well insta fame

SauskeSinNaruto2349790q4702842 "Mesos please"
Pro "No"
*cancels trade*
*re-trade*
*repeat*

by KosiFace January 14, 2008

gay straight male

A homesexual male who lives, works, and thinks he's passing as a straight man. Not to be confused with Metrosexuals who are straight men. These gay men have no queer cultural connection other than having sex with men. They can be bi or even married.

Eugene is a total gay straight male. He and his boyfriend watch football, drink beer, dress like slobs, and have no idea about the big queer world.

by [e-mail] April 26, 2007

Nu-male

just another word for Soy boy;

internet slang term referring to men and boys who do not conform to traditional masculine gender roles. Online, the term is often used as a pejorative in a similar fashion to "beta male," "cuck" or "soy boy", but is typically reserved for white men with facial hair and eyeglasses.

Let's be nu-males together and never get laid
Why did UrbDic take down the definition of nu-male

by The Cigar Store Indian October 1, 2020

Alpha Male

An insecure little bitch, with a small dick, that thinks he has the right to women, and physically harming people, they justify their actions by saying, “I’m an Alpha Male”
My good friend, said that they are the zodiac sign, Leo.

“Look at him, thinking he’s God! Chest puffed out, on a high horse!”

“Don’t worry, he’s just an Alpha Male..”

by MitsuBay June 9, 2022

Maleah

Maleah is the sweetest person you will ever meet and she will always bring a smile to your face. She always hurts her ankles.

Another boot? Must be a Maleah.

by slovesmusic October 16, 2019

Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

by diablo581 February 10, 2008