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Laying Tarmac

The act of a man laying a steaming stool along the length of their partners back, squashing it in with his ass cheeks like a steam roller. And then ejaculating along the length of it in essence painting the white lines along it like a road.
Did you hear, Dave was laying tarmac with Andy yesterday.
by BrapBrapSmokethaCrack April 26, 2022
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Laying an egg

The act of pulling one of your testicles up to your ass and showing it to someone while simultaneously mooning them.
I just laying an egg(laid) in front of greg over there and he’s crying now.
by Vinny2444 January 6, 2022
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Lay down

A sale that requires no effort from the sales person
We call him LDB, or lay down Bryan because of his luck at the door with customers ready to buy
by Jray313 November 22, 2023
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Baby lay

by anonymous August 31, 2021
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down laying

Down laying- a Bitch with a attitude who thinks she's a queen laying down
by Your daughters nigger May 24, 2016
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Lay

• she fucked over her best friend of 4 years
• she called her best friend a fat pig and oink oink and moo and cow and thought it was funny to get a bunch of her friends against her best friend and threatened her
• she spreads rumors and she a hoe
• she smells like swamp ass times 10
Patty: Did you talk to that new girl?
Sammie: Oh Lay?
Patty: Yes her she’s a smelly bitch
Sammie: Don’t even get me started on her.
by urfavslut April 15, 2023
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a ref. to those "charities" who get a "whiff of money" from a donator , then ; amp up the money hustle,
as well as turning over the donater's name to EVERY charity that seeks a SAVIOUR , ! resulting in TRUCKLOADS of junk mail !!
i gave a donation to pop dinkins foundation , now i get BOMBED !! with junk mail from hustlers who dinkins sold:my info, to !! that got a "whiff of MONEY" !! -THANKS !!
word: i'm NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs !
by michael foolsley August 25, 2023
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