Laying pipe

the act of sticking your hog into a swamp donkey

Person 1:Jack was laying pipe last night.

Person 2: idk what that means. My autism prevents me from understanding euphemisms.

Person 1: it's okay. He had sexual intercouse with someone with XX chromosomes.

by Omencaptains June 13, 2024

Lay me

When someone makes a layup on you in a basketball game

Kooks lays Jaquan

Justin: “lay me”

by Justoooo August 17, 2019

lay down tar

When you run the streets day or night

Got to make a living so I lay down tar

by Onte Da LoverBoy February 10, 2024

layed over

When you have sex in an airport terminal while waiting for your flight.

“We couldn’t wait to join the mile high club so we got layed over in the airport bathroom!”

by Aevry October 3, 2017

Lay-them-low

To extinguish or excute any signs of life from a living creature cooly and without mercy.

If your dogs charge me or try to nip me agiain; I will lay-them-low... if I have to

by TropicTurkey August 14, 2025

Free lay

When married people go to bars and are picked up by single people. The single people see the "ring" and see a free lay.

A married couple go to a bar to get drinks. A single man sits next to the female married woman propositioning her. She replies, "I'm married." The single man says, "So, I want a free lay."

by SEM11 August 8, 2022

lay an anchor

uh when u have to poop

"Hey mom i'm gonna go lay an anchor"
"Son what does that mean"
"Its uh when u have to poop"
"Ok"

by YEAHBOIII609 November 3, 2015