Kitten Kicker

Our awesome overlord.

"I still need to get three million dollars for Kitten Kicker, our overlord"

by fuckingshitbitch January 11, 2008

Kittel

Kittel is a hard hitting badass sumbitch of a hunk.

The origins of Kittel come from a mix of ancient hebraic and modern klingon, first found when emperor Augustus discovered America. He met Tom Hanks who told him to go seek the wisdom of God. In the voice of Morgan Freeman, he heard "Kittel...Kittel..Kittelkittekittel.....kittel........kit....tel........kittel......KITTEL!!". And so he knew.

I saw, and I said "Damn, Kittel. Kittelkittelkittelkittel. Kittel. What a Kittel. Hunkittel. Kittel."
- Augustus

by 123knowitall September 23, 2013

Flying a kite

When a man is having anal sex with a woman while on her period and reaching under to hold her tampon string.

My friend asked me what do I do with the tampon string when having anal sex with my girl while she was on her period, I said I hang onto it just like I was flying a kite.

by Beaner 1 October 1, 2010

kitters

A very loving and affectionate girlfriend; particularly one with a lot of "sass" or "sassafrass"

Kitters was waiting for me on the couch with a homemade sarsaparilla in her hand.

by cariboo original April 21, 2011

kitten noodle soup

like chicken noodle soup but with kittens.

I ate some fucking good kitten noodle soup last night.

by titsmcbitches May 2, 2009

kitted out

A car with a large amount of (usually cheap) performance upgrades, i.e. spoilers, stickers, exhaust, and rims.

I used to have this Honda in high school that was all kitted out, but i got too old for that shit.

by thecream December 25, 2007

Gay kitten

These are those souls who are called smol and gay by their family and friends regardless of their opinions. This is a title forcefully given and mostly can't be wriggled out of.

Diana: Adi can never be a gay kitten.
Alex: Tell me about it.

(Sarcasm: 999)

by sobering up November 18, 2020