King Poo

A person who isn't right in the head but still likes to have a lot of fun

Person 1"Shes a lot of fun"

Person 2"That must be King Poo"

by Layne123 December 21, 2016

King of Naps

the boy with the nappiest hair ever, in other words :brandon..

King of Naps was trying to comb his mess of hair while giving his x a hot dog bun.

by asdfasdfsdaf December 28, 2007

Doot king

The doot king is the king of doots (aka doot) The doot king controls all doots and even is a doot him self.

“I am the one and only doot king”
“No one can stop the doot king”
“Your such a doot king”

by Doot king January 18, 2019

Faff King

To completely waste time and to never finish a simple task and ignore the others around you.
"Hey Andrew can u help me upstairs"
"sure thing just finish this"

PROBLEM IS ANDREW NEVER FINISHES ANYTHING

WHY AREN'T YOU THE FAFF KING OF THE DAY

by urbankat11 February 1, 2018

King Chub

A fully engorged, raging hard on.

All that dirty talks got me sporting a king chub right now.

She wrapped her silky lips around the old king chub last night and took care of business.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

king fanger

the king of all fangers, someone who will fang secretly and not tell anyone and then deny it when found out. this is not a good trait as he chooses hoes before bros

Mr. Wiggles is internationally recognised as king fanger of all the fangers. he resides in his humble abode in Dun Laoghaire Co. Dublin, Ireland. He spends the majority of his time with women and the rest of the time he is sleeping or making plans with other women and has no time for his fellow male companions.

by fanger hunter 3006 June 3, 2011

Pulling a King

To win. To do so well, you rule.

Wow, he is a great ship clerk, he must be pulling a King.

by King1988 May 31, 2021