Josh's mum

God's final gift to humanity, the perfect woman. Considered to be a myth by some cultures, as the only images of her were discovered on a camera phone belonging to an English backpacker, who disappeared near Melbourne in 2002.

"You're so pale. You look like you just saw Josh's mum."

by BlackVegie October 20, 2008

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Josh Lean

To lounge with one's legs open, excessively, in order to draw attention to one's genitalia. This position is most often observed when a person has reached Josh Level.

Don't sit up straight! To catch her eye, you gotta do the "Josh Lean".

by IkemanTx April 6, 2013

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Josh Freeman

When someone throws an ugly, inaccurate pass that sails way over your head. We call that the Josh Freeman throw.

(Greg Jennings) "Damn, dude just threw me a Josh Freeman."

(Jerome Simpson) "Yeah dude, Dan Conner almost leveled you!"

(Christian Ponder) *ON THE SIDELINE* "Urgh!"

by A Viking's wide receiver October 23, 2013

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Josh's mum

The biggest milf known to mankind, so hot making people go silent and stop what they're doing.

Wow Simon why are you so quiet, have you just seen Josh's mum?

by GeorgeSa80L85 December 20, 2016

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Josh Brothers

The mentally unstable brothers that are locked in the closet. There are three of them, all have there own closet in the classroom and one is more unstable than the others. The most unstable Josh brother is tied to the wall.

Shut the fuck up Josh Brothers, your gonna get me in trouble with the police

I think the teacher is going back in the closet to check on the Josh Brothers again

by BallFartAssDick December 3, 2018

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