janged on

1. To get fucking owned.
2. One that gets came on.
3. Joey

-I just owned you with the shotty!
-So..
-You just got janged on nigga!

by Not Joey October 28, 2007

jungle johnson

When a man's pubic hair is much too bushy, and his dick is much too small for men to find it during an oral roberts.

dude, I'd love to give you an oral roberts, but you've got a jungle johnson.

by Fenis Pace March 20, 2008

Jingle hell

Any mall during the Christmas season usually with many charity solicitors.

I want to buy her a gift but I want to avoid the jingle hells.

by Mel Feasance December 9, 2008

Jungle Trap

The genital area of a woman when it becomes so overgrown with pubic hair that one can not distinguish the location of the vagina or the anus.

John: "So how'd it go last night? You get any action?"

Paul: "Yeh, but when I tried to put it in I hit the wrong hole!"

John: "How that happen?"

Paul: "She had so much hair, it was Jungle Trap! I left right after and puked."

by JacobCS September 23, 2009

jagglewaggle

To jagglewaggle means to cut off your testicals and put them in your butt, then shuv a fresh cut lemon in your cut of penis hole.

Yesterday my friend told me he Jagglewaggled

by Schweddy B@lls September 20, 2011

Jungle booking

The act of scratching/massaging your back on an object such as the corner of a wall or a tree. Similar to Baloo, while he sings Bear Necessities in the movie Jungle Book.

Damn bro, sorry for jungle booking on the corner of your pantry.

You jungle booking son of a bitch.

by 2 shoes June 11, 2017

Jungle Bunny Money

Jungle Bunny Money Is usually in the form of food stamps or money gained from illegal activity’s like, prostitution, selling drugs or stolen goods. Jungle Bunny Money can also be obtained by begging near highway off ramps or airports. The money is usually in the form of change or crumpled one dollar bills. The jungle bunny cash collecter is easily identified by a strong smelling stench and baggie clothing. Try to keep your distance because they are usually flea infested. Jungle Bunny Money Is usually used to buy drugs or alcohol

Joe: Tyrone-Tard always seems to have money for the liquor store

Max: Yup! ... it’s “Jungle Bunny Money

by Free Speech 4 All May 5, 2019