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Jake story

A story without any real point, meaning, or ending. Often can go on for 5+ minutes before anyone tells the speaker to be quiet.

Jake stories are often told with very exaggerated facial expressions and hand movements which are a sad attempt to make the stories more interesting.
Person 1: And then I was walking down the street when I found a penny and it was cool and...

Person 2: Shut up, you're telling a Jake story.
by Seira May 4, 2008
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Jake Paul

Horrible youtube videos made by idiot with annoying voice.
by FFFhh August 16, 2017
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Jake Paulers

Did you see those Jake Paulers with his merch?Those little Fuckers..
by frivfriv October 8, 2017
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Jake Paul

An inbred scumbag who makes money off autistic five year olds.He is the most cancerous and cringiest YouTuber to have ever exist.
I was thinking about killing myself and then I discovered Jake Paul...Now I'm definitely going to kill myself!
by Crippleddwarf 69 August 17, 2017
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Jake paul

An AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by A Jake Pauler's Dad July 6, 2017
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jake paul

a little ass bitch, who fuckin die in fire
by fffffffuuuuuuucccckkkk yyyoouu September 26, 2017
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jake milligan

an irish babe who lives in telford. who likes to munch on minge.
by bobxxxxxxx April 10, 2011
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