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July 26th

July 26th is national exchange nudes with James day. If you didn’t yesterday like you were supposed to- you have to today . *James girlfriend only,* as he doesn’t want any nudes but hers!
Today is July 26th...perfect day for James and his girlfriend to exchange nudes!
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Juicy Julie

"Juicy Julie" is the opponent to the general humanistic ideal of aesthetic beauty. The alpha female's name is created under the sensually manipulated illusion of an extremely juicy, mighty and powerful goddess of heavenly gifts and naughty nature with one hell of a fat and bountiful bottom like the best sort of feast.
"O Mirror, Mirror! On the Wall, Who is the Juiciest of Them All?!" asks Plastic Bottom Nicki Minaj and Brazing Bottom Kim Kardashian, both confident in the anticipation of the Mirror's reply.
"JUICY JULIE! She is the Juiciest of Them ALL!" The Mirror roars as an unquiet horror falls upon the big, fat booties of the room; one of whom had broke the internet and the other who teased an anaconda. They had sacrificed so much for the size of their bums...
by PoppetsPlace February 17, 2015
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July 10th

Lick God's Balls Day

Were you born on July 10th? Means you're a fucking God, people need to be worshipping at your feet everyday, but need to be extra on this day
Random Internet Person #1: Man this guy's getting on my nerves, should we go beat the shit out of him?
Random Internet Person#2: We can't, not today, he was born on July 10th, maybe tomorrow
by RyantheGinger June 23, 2020
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July 14th

Whoever’s born on July 14th is a top and they should know it. 😜
“Omg she’s born on July 14th?! She could top me
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July 18

If you are born on July 18 you are the best person in the world. You look way better than everyone else and you are a registered PIMP. You are sexy af and u are royalty. P.S. you sexy af.
If you are born on July 18 then you sexy af 🥵 YUHHHH
by Yuhhhh07 December 28, 2021
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July 8

The coolest person's birthday and whoever is born on this day is a very brave and curious person.
"My birthday is July 8 and I'm curious!"
by Ava.g.827 January 4, 2022
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4 July

This is my best friends birthday Sean :) don’t fuck it up
by Julie.dk October 12, 2020
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