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She is very and bright in the mind. Jordan is a mix between an introvert and an extrovert. She has some friends but she doesn't have very many. Jordan also doesn't understand personality types. She is short, or else she is average height. She hasn't had any boyfriends, except 1 who basically didn't count, and she had one that she liked and didn't like but people kind of ruined it for her- at least for most Jordan's. Jordan is very pretty and usually pretty fit. She has an open mind and is very happy even though she may not seem that way. Sometimes she is upset or stressed with some things in her life but not normally. She is very kind and CAN NOT make ANY good jokes- they are only funny because of how bad they are. Jordan's LOVE kids, she wants to play with them all the time and she thinks they are super fun. Jordan has pretty long beautiful eyelashes. She is not so good at paying attention though. Although she can still do her homework, it just takes her hours unless she is in a homework vibe or productive, do stuff, get done vibe. Jordan goes through and has lots of different vibes. Jordan likes to play sports, especially swim team.
"Hey look there is Jordan sitting over with Lane!"

"Oh, she just fell off the bench laughing!!"
Jordan by Heyheyheyyy1800 February 4, 2021
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He is a guy with the biggest penis in the entire world. And he loves cool stuff like wii sports
Jordan big penis man
Jordan by GemCL February 14, 2021
A boy that i'll never lose feelings for. He makes you laugh every single time you get sad, he is an amazing person to be with. whenever you are feeling sad, he'll be by your side to help you get through your problems. He'll text you small paragraphs of comfort and say "ily" at the end. His laugh is so adorable, and he's SO CUTE I can't live anymore. This is the person i'm living for, the person that saved me and the reason for my happiness.
You: Who's that?

Me: His name is Jordan, he's an angel. my euphoria.
Jordan by linofaiiry February 15, 2021
Jordan is an Italian boy with 1-3 reliable friends and he usually defines friends he has known for a long time as brother or sister, He is loyal and caring, Jordan's are the sweetest but be careful making them sad because they will cry alot usually in separate times. That's Jordan for you!
Don't mess with Jordan.
Jordan by WeirdoJordan February 16, 2021
The cutest guy in the world. Every time you see him, you’ll be awestruck by how cute he is.
Oh my god, is that Jordan! He’s so cute!
Jordan by doobielicious February 19, 2021
My little sugar cane that I love with all my heart-

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Jordan is adorable
Jordan by Abiglee February 20, 2021
Jordan is such a cool name. Every person named Jordan is super attractive, rich, and smart. Every person they meet wants to be friends or significant other with them. It’s a privilege to be named Jordan.
Ugh Jordan is so cool!!!! So funny, popular, and awesome. I wish I was Jordan!!!!!”
Jordan by Shaniqua Jordan February 23, 2021