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The Donkey Jockey

A sex position where a female or male violently rides another male with a huge ding dong of Mexican nationality.
Girl: “Babe, I think we should try something new.”
Dude: “Yeah I don’t think toys are my thing.”
Girl: “No toys, but I do want to try out this new thing people are calling the Donkey Jockey.”
Dude: “Mierda not this one.”
by TacoBender81 May 25, 2021
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Cum Jockeys

People who dick ride someone trying to gain benefit
"Look at those Jackasses defending Elon Musk on twitter like they're going to get something from it"
"What a bunch of Cum Jockeys"
by CockPeener May 31, 2021
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Jockey bukkake

Last place finisher at the racetrack takes center stage for a jockey bukakke
Juan finished last so let's all finish on him! Jockey bukkake
by Dabble D May 1, 2021
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Jaw jockey

Some one how specializes in the act of vigorous oral sex. You could consider them a Master Palidin Mouthfucke.
Have you met Jessica? Shes are real Jaw Jockey, revs ya like a two-stroke.
by Brimbus May 9, 2021
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Spitmilk Jockey

When you’re with your partner and fill up their pussy or ass with cum, suck it back out, spit it into their mouth, then they spit in into your mouth again, rub it all over your body and shove it back in your tight holes.
“Yo bro I was with Stephanie last night and she turned me into a Spitmilk Jockey. She made me suck the cum out of her pussy, spit it into her mouth and then spit it into my sweet tight ass before fingering me! I’ve Always been against butt stuff but fuck she was so hot I was into it! I squirted out so much cum like I was a fire hydrant!”
by Zippelcherio December 31, 2024
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Chicken Jockey

The scene in the Minecraft movie my local movie theater skipped to prevent all the iPad kids there from screaming.
Thank god my movie theater skipped the Chicken Jockey scene, those janitors really need a break.
by NonsenseRoaster June 24, 2025
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Chicken Jockey

Originated in the game Minecraft, a rarely spawning mob that consists of a chicken, and a baby zombie riding on it.
Gained some infamy when A Minecraft Movie's trailers were initially being revealed. Jack Black yelled "Chicken Jockey" after one appeared on screen, and people made fun of it. Other things in the trailers were made of, but this one eventually snowballed to being the most popular one.
Eventually turned into a sort of brainrot, with people forgetting the original context of making fun of the movie, and simply sharing it because it was the funny thing to share.
By the time the movie came out, several people, (still a large minority, though) did very extreme things in the theater when the Chicken Jockey scene came on, as an act of "irony". This included but was not limited to, standing and cheering, and throwing popcorn and soda, and simply saying "Chicken Jockey" in unison. The most extreme example was someone who had brought a live chicken into a theater.
Was eventually used in further advertising for the Minecraft Movie as it came to streaming services, even referencing the incident of bringing a live chicken into the theater.
Jack Black: Chicken Jockey!
Entire Theater: *solid 30 seconds of applause*
by Anthony Hotel June 25, 2025
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