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New Yorked

When a stranger stares at you while masturbating and for whatever reason you can't leave, usually occurs in the subway. If not paying attention worst case scenario may result in being cumfaced.
Oh my god Carrie you are not going to believe this! Samantha got New yorked again on the subway. At least this time she avoided getting it in the face.
by utah June 2, 2015
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New Aids

A combination of both the Aids Virus and Lung Cancer, it is spread through skin contact and contracted from having anal sex whilst smoking multiple cigarettes at the same time.
Jake hearts the D and has New Aids
by Judy Blunt October 30, 2011
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New Ferry

An utter shit hole located next to a few other shit holes. Locally occupied by a gangs of helmets packing kitchen knives. Plenty of shops with no shop owners and plenty of alley ways for the local bag heads to kip in. Overall is a lovely place could not make a single complaint about the shot hole town of new ferry.
How many bag heads occupy new ferry?

Can’t even count on my 12 fingers
by BinLadensDaughter May 10, 2022
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The New Plantation

The New Plantation or the Democratic Plantation is a term used to describe the United States of America since the 1980s and 1990s.

This term is applied to the tricks of the Democrats to have African Americans and other minorities vote for them without knowing that this party had a strong history of racism, homophobia, totalitarianism, segregation, and ethnic discrimination.

The New Plantation wanted every African American and other minority to think that the Democratic Party is the party of civil rights, voting rights, equality, and freedom.

However, this is further from the truth because the Democratic Party is the party of slavery and Jim Crow, and not the party of the modern era.

They blame white Republicans for everything and fail to see that it was the Democrats who were responsible for the civil rights movement.

The Democratic Party created the political system that helped the Republicans to keep the blacks in a system of slavery and Jim Crow and also wanted the blacks to think that they were equal to whites and that they should not complain about the racial discrimination they were experiencing.
The New Plantation is a network of lies and deceit told to the minorities of the United States.
by Doctor WTF December 19, 2022
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New Qatar

A micronation that declared independence from the United States of America in May of 2022. The land mass is simply a rock. The name has no significance.
The land mass was declared independence from the town of Swampscott Massachuetts at first, then declared itself free from
the United States.

This is a serious independence movement and not a joke.

Definition of a Micronation: FYI

Micronations, sometimes also referred to as model countries and new country projects, are small, self-proclaimed entities that claim to be independent sovereign states but which are not acknowledged as such by any recognised sovereign state, or by any supranational organization.
The micronation of New Qatar as declared independence!

Long Live New Qatar!
I am going to visit New Qatar.
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RGMS News

RGMS News is known to have really bad jokes and more some have even harmed some people. THough they have bad jokes they do give some information on subjects.
by somejoker March 18, 2018
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New Romney

Small town in Kent that mainly consists of miserable old cunts, crackheads, weed-smoking kids and the odd homeless fella sat at Sainsbury's.
Person 1: Where you going later?
Person 2: New romney mate.

Person 1: Fuck that you'll probably get shanked up by some crackhead!
Person 2: You only live once!
by Martin Sweeney November 18, 2018
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