Small town in Kent that mainly consists of miserable old cunts, crackheads, weed-smoking kids and the odd homeless fella sat at Sainsbury's.
Person 1: Where you going later?
Person 2: New romney mate.
Person 1: Fuck that you'll probably get shanked up by some crackhead!
Person 2: You only live once!
Person 2: New romney mate.
Person 1: Fuck that you'll probably get shanked up by some crackhead!
Person 2: You only live once!
by Martin Sweeney November 18, 2018