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Car mackerel

A car mackerel is a whole mackerel that you've brought (preferably from your local fish monger) that remains in situ in your car. Said mackerel is used to slap pedestrians from the window of your moving car.
I saw this local homeless man as I was driving and gave him a slap with the car mackerel.
by Bad boy poo August 21, 2019
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Car Sodomy

The sudden and unannounced thrusting of one's bumper up the tail pipe of another car without so much as a by your leave and without the common courtesy of a reach-around.
Had to stop short on the way to the market. I was a victim of car sodomy by a Camry and my tailpipe will never be the same.
by Kelly-TBCRI November 24, 2017
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Car nudes

Photos t of desired car parts that car enthusists typically share via text message late at night
David's wife caught him exchanging car nudes again last night.
by Bearsbeetsbattlestar February 19, 2017
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Baby Car

A car birthed from the exhaust after a mommy and daddy car have fun.Then it grows up and makes its own baby car.
When a mommy car and a daddy car pass exhaust trough each other,it makes a baby car.
by giraffe71 April 20, 2016
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Car fans

People who like motor vehicles than any other mode of transportation purposefully breaks the law because they want to how fast there cars are
by Vtuu January 20, 2021
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Bumper cars

When you’re fucking a male to female trans from the back and the balls are smacking together
You’re looking pretty sexy, wanna play some bumper cars?
by peepeeannihalator March 15, 2021
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Safety Car

A vehicle which is employed in many motorsports, but notably in F1. It is deployed onto the track whenever an incident happens, and while it's on the track, no driver is allowed to overtake and must follow the pace.
Subject A: Safety Car deployed

Subject B: What happened?

Subject A: Car #9 spun off the track, got stuck in the gravel
by L.D. (@ProjectHR1) April 19, 2021
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