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internet speed

the speed of your internet, usually measured in KBps or MBps.
My internet speed is teh sux0r.
by Nick June 27, 2004
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internet shorthand

Def: the way lazy people type for IMs, texting, email, and other forms of cryptic writing

I just rather call it that because not everyone is 31337
I feel like no one respects the English language anymore, just by using internet shorthand like: omg, wtf, n00b, lol, srsly stfu, ttyl, etc.
by Sway- October 11, 2007
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Internet Hipster

Meme queens.

Those l33t netizens who find lulzy vids and discard them as "old" WAY before they hit the mainstream.

Can be found on 4Chan, Reddit, the seedy underbelly of teh interwebz...

Wouldn't be caught dead surfing the cheezburger network.
Your friend: "Hey! Check out this sweet video of a cat riding on a turtle. LOL. CUUUUUTE!"

You: "Yeah... I saw that like, 3 weeks ago. And cats are way over."

Your friend to your other friend: "Don't send anything to *your name*, Ever. She's a total Internet hipster and will make you feel like shit."
by laurenonizzle November 16, 2011
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Internet explorer

The worst thing to ever happen to the internet. If the internet was music, Internet Explorer would be James Blunt.
"My advice is simple: Boycott Internet Explorer. It's a cancer on the Web that must be stopped." -Paul Thurrott
by Johnny_K August 24, 2006
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Internet Jigy

A person that spends a considerable amout of time on the internet. Mostly for socializing purposes. Like a Mall Rat.
A Internet Jigy wants/takes a moderator position way too seriously on a blog/forum

A Internet Jigy brags about his/hers countless hours on a computer.
by lord mcfuzz September 5, 2008
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Internet over

Alternatively '(the) end of Internet' or '(the) Internet is over', and optionally suffixed with 'everyone go home'. Derivative of 'thread over'. When quoting someone, used to express that the channel, forum, or Internet in general cannot conceivably contribute anything as clever, funny, or insulting as said message or post. Reserved only for the utmost win.
For example, if a troll were to be gloating about his or her anonymity, and someone (possibly a real life acquaintance of the troll) were to post a Google Maps satellite image of said troll's home. The post with the image would be quoted and replied with 'Internet over', albeit aforementioned variations.
by Ectoplasm On Toast December 25, 2008
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Internet for Dummies

An instructional book from the ...for Dummies series of books that tells people how to use the internet. And the book knows that Internet Explorer and Outlook Express are very bad to use.
Internet for Dummies go through change over the years. It's main competition is The Complete Idiot's Guide to the Internet.
by Tasty Butter December 25, 2007
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