The Macedonian Bathing Suit

Noun
Unlike the conventional 1 piece or 2 piece bathing suits, the Macedonian Bathing Suit is the opposite of the European "mono kini", where the female wearer only wears a bikini bottom. The Macedonian Bathing Suit is a female bathing suit, where only the upper half of the body is covered, exposing the reproductive organs of the Macedonian wearer.

"Wow, look at that hottie over there in the Macedonian Bathing Suit, I can't believe she isn't wearing a bottom."

"I got a really bad burn on my "hoo hah" this weekend while wearing my Macedonian Bathing Suit to the beach."

by Heyhey1 August 17, 2009

Toaster Bath Baby

When you are having sex in the bathtub and you accendently give birth so you put it in the toaster.

John: Yeah, my little mentally retarded brother was a toaster Bath baby

by Hell_Is_Full April 29, 2019

spanish whore's bath

To cover one's body with deodorant or purfume to disguise the stank instead of showering.

After John got back from the party he just took a spanish whore's bath and went straight to work.

by gahagan May 31, 2007

monkey bath

giving head;

monkey= dick
bath= blowjob

I wanna give your monkey a bath!

by blah blah blah April 8, 2003

bath blow

When you get blowed in the bathtub

Dude my friend bath blowed me last night it was hot

by asslicker69 April 14, 2009

Bathing Your Grandmother

Blogging.

People who don't know the definition get pretty freaked out when you use it. Tis funny.

Hey
Hello!
What's up?
Bathing your grandmother.
Oh, what about?
The strangest thing happened today! I just had to write about it!

I am bathing your grandmother right now.
... no. Stop. Please. Why did you even bother telling me this?! I never asked to know! meh.
(This person may or may not have known that bathing your grandmother means blogging)

by Welcome to Ohio September 23, 2009

tijuana bubble bath

Coined by a member of Bay Area Rider's Forum in response to a post about how one member's jalapeno habit was giving him the shits.

The TBB is when someone sits in a tub or basin and is surrounded on all sides by others who bend over and proceed to spew high velocity diarrhea all over the person in the tub. Smelly, painful diarrhea like the kind that only eating lots of hot peppers will give you.

Person 1: "Dude, I ate so many jalapenos last night with my tacos."
Person 2: "Stay back, I don't want a Tijuana Bubble Bath."

by thatguywhoregisteredfor1word February 5, 2014