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Hydrogen Monoxide

Ho.
Used to avoid actually coming out and calling the person a ho to their face/behind their back. Use responsibly.
Danika: Look at that girl sitting next to Hot Guy.
Lisa: Don't worry she is a Hydrogen Monoxide, he won't be interested.

"I feel like such a Hydrogen Monoxide, I burned 400 calories five times this weekend!!"

Marissa: You're such a hydrogen monoxide
Blonde girl: Like, what?
Marissa: Exactly.
Blonde girl: Well...Thanks!
by Danisa Lisika April 11, 2008
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Large Hadron Collider

Worlds largest particle accelerator built on the border of Switzerland and France 150 meters (164 yards for Americans) under ground so that the scientist using it would forget the fact that they don't have a girlfriend.

It has the potential to destroy all life on Earth, but the scientist assure us that everything will be ok.

If you're reading this, it means that the experiment went ok (by the time this is published September 10, 2008 will pass).
case of a bad scenario:
scientist 1: I don't have a girlfriend.
scientist 2: Neither do I!
scientist 1: Hey! We should apply scorched Earth strategy. If we can't have fun, nobody will. Let's blow up the world with our Large Hadron Collider.

case of a good scenario:
scientist: We just fired up the LHC and it was great! I don't know what the fuck happened but it was great!
by 9885_7962_04_2905 October 22, 2008
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hydo

fatass, smelly buck toothed girl with a big gut and small feet. Favorite pasttime: eating food, burping, farting,licking...food
yo, check out that smell? Whurr da Hydo AT???!
by 69 April 10, 2005
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fire-hydrant squeeze

To park your car so that it touches the car in front of it or behind it in order to be farther away from a fire hydrant and avoid a parking ticket.
There were no parking spaces on the street, so I had to perpetrate a fire-hydrant squeeze.
by Kevin October 11, 2003
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hydrogenous

a flammable liquid, containing hydrogen.
the liquid is hydrogenous, thus it is flammable and shall light when put to a naked flame.
by MathIsTooHard October 30, 2013
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Hydrogen Psychosis

Hydrogen Psychosis hahy-druh-juh n, sī'k'ōsəs: n. The Crazy Eye

A fictional type of psychosis probably based on nitrogen and hydrogen narcosis.

Symptoms of hydrogen psychosis are red eyes (hence the alternative name), confusion, disorientation, increase in heart rate, thought disorder, however it is not defined by a loss of contact with reality.

It is thought that the condition is not permanent and will pass much like the above mentioned narcosises.
We think he got the crazy eye, hydrogen psychosis!
by Mc Dane October 15, 2015
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hybro

A male individual in one's friend or acquaintance group who is

1.) extremely elated by the state of his life or
2.) inebriated by a chemical substance, especially THC (delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol found in marijuana).

This person is usually experiencing an elevated or merry mood and tends to act in a mellow and detached manner. A hybro may often act as the life of a party and elevate the mood of the people who surround him.
My friend smoked a lot of marijuana and quickly turned into a hybro.
by HYBRID_UNIT March 27, 2011
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