feral human

A feral human is a human who was at one time civilized of there ancesters and has returned to the wild.
There are two types of feral humans. First the "wild child" who was abandoned of lost by there parents ect. and was raised ay animals such as woves.
Second there are people who have decided that the civilized world as we know is full of shit and returned to the wild either as individuals or in small groups.
Most people who take up the feral life style ease into it a little bit at a time because it takes a leval of toughness and cunning most people are not used to.
There is a movement called the feral human movement that promotes this life style.There are still many willed places left in the world.
they find that the knowledge of there ancesters is a must such a flint naping,hunting skill,making fire ect.
John has become a feral human.
by Deep blue 2012 January 09, 2010
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Human Weapon

Someone who knows Over 9000 different ways to kill you.
Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Kevin Lum, Bruce Willis are some of world's most well renowned Human Weapons.
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Human Centipede

Morphed from the film and interpreted into a realisation. A term used to describe suck ass management structures and what you have to do other than put the kneepads on and suck cock to suck-seed, or bend over a barrel and get fucked up the ass and expecte to suck the shit dick afterwards.
That fuck tard is now paid on higher wages for a that management position that wasn’t advertised. Doesn't he realise he’s now on the ass end of that Human Centipede.
by TIMMY, timmy. November 28, 2020
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human ruler

When you use your body to measure something,be it your entire body or just parts of it.
Men tend to use their penises as human rulers.

Chris knew each of his feet was exactly twelve inches,so instead of using a tape-measure to measure the wall,he walked next to the wall putting one foot next to the other.

Jack used his 12-incher to measure the ruler and make sure it was exactly 12 inches.

Arwin knew most markers are 6 inches because the were the same size as his dick.

I had trouble writing examples for this definition,so I used my three-inch long middle fingers and found out the average business card is about 3.25 by 2 inches.
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human cigar

When a girl takes a hit from a vape, then she proceeds to give a man a blowjob while slowly exhaling, making it look like she is smoking his dick.
Adam:Did you know Jessica smokes?
Dhruv:No
Danny:Yeah she took a hit from a human cigar
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human goo

The result of an oily build up from human contact left behind on high volume touchable surfaces, that attracts airborne particles leaving a grimy residue noticeable by touch
The backside of this handle is covered in human goo
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L human

a L human is someone that is psycho and uses another someone for their advantage. Someone that cheats and lies.
she used him for prom she’s a L human.
by really tried bru May 14, 2022
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