hopfer

A Hick that consistently drives their truck thru mud, and thinks its cool, but its the gayest thing of all time! Hopfers tend to tell the same stories over and over and they consist only of their piece of shit trucks going thru the mud.
Hopfers have the ability to turn into 6 foot birds, that explode when anger gets the best of them.
Other Characteristics of the Hopfer are as follows:

1. Flannel shirts
2. Cheap penny-pinching bastards
3. Struggles to put clothes on daily, usually getting into a fight with them
4. Says "Oh yeeeh boy" when they are excited
5. Bitch and moan when someone drinks their yoohoos
6. Have horrendous hair
7. Will make the noise sounding like "Heeeeeennnhhhhhh" when agitated

Stay away from these freaks of nature at all times, I cannot stress this point enough

Shut the hell up hopfer bird or u wont live to see ur barmitzfah

by Joe Spookski September 10, 2006

Hooper

the last name of a racist ginger who whips slaves in her classroom

Ms Hooper whipped the student who snitched on her tic tac toe assignment

by Andrew Weiner March 11, 2019

Fake Hooper

A person who claims to play basketball but knows they do not truly play the sport. Also claims to be a "D1 Dreamer" or a "D1 Bound" player.

Person 1: Look he posted another basketball pic
Person 2: Chill he a fake hooper

by @jthebucket August 21, 2016

hopped up on goofballs

Getting off your face on some sweet, harmless drugs.
Sadly, it's also a phrase that right-wing zealots use in their misguided belief that a WAR ON DRUGS is necessary.

Dude, I'm so gonna get myself hopped up on goofballs this weekend.

We need to shoot all these kids who get hopped up on goofballs, that's the problem with this country.

by sjaxso July 20, 2008

Fence Hoppers

A Extremly fun game played Alone, or with Friends. The objective of the game is to start in one backyard, preferably not yours. And hop your Naibors Fence. Do this all the way around the block. For added fun, knock over Garbage Cans, and wake up sleeping dogs. With friends is the best because when there climbing the fence out of a Dog occupied backyard, push them back into Lions Den (Lions Den means dog's backyard)

Dudeskie: OMFG! A DOG BIT KMAN'S COCK OFF WHILE FENCE HOPPERS!!

Rdawg: Teh Sweetness!! Wanna go fence hoppers right now?

Dudeskie: KK, ill Call Cocoa right now, we'll all jump thru that black guys backyard

Rdawg: LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOL!!

by GAT-X252 Wiesner January 28, 2006

hopped into a freezer

A euphemism for sex.

"Jane Doe and I hopped into a freezer at the convention"

by Psyha September 29, 2008

hosper

A whisper from a hoe.

A BAMFukin' sn.

"hmm, was that a hosper from vanbek?"

"vnessax3 wishes she had a hosper like mine."

by jiggabeat December 19, 2008