helpdesk effect

When you call helpdesk and the problem fixes itself instantly.

Employee 1, "My desk phone was not working, but as soon as I emailed helpdesk it started working. "

Employee 2, "Bro that's the helpdesk effect."

by JBlocka May 12, 2016

Heap

Some trash or other

"Look at this heap!"

by dan444448 November 15, 2016

helasterä

There is a legend of the infamous Malcolm Helasterä, he was the most handsome, athletic and lovable man of alltime, he killed Isis and soon took over Donald Trump as president of America. Then he started to fuck hoes but thats for another story

Helasterä is really Legendary, i want to be like him

by TheLegendHimself,Helasterä December 11, 2016

help bones

Money given to someone to help them out of a jam. Typically given to a person who never has money.

I'm so tired of giving my family help bones. Why can't one of them get a job already!

by Boxcar Ira December 29, 2016

helpbait

A faintly whingy status update intended to draw people into commenting with solutions to your problem.

Stu just posted helpbait on why his tomato plants aren't growing. I said he should urinate on them, because I want to see if he's dumb enough to do it.

by Peculiarist January 19, 2017

heland

Heland is another word for Helen but not a lot of ppl noze

Hey Heland what's up

by Cheese Tigers April 3, 2017

heliponter

A helicopter that ponders

"Did you see the heliponter move left and then suddenly it went right?"

by Heliponter June 30, 2017