british handshake

Upon greeting a lady, a gentleman must place his hand in her cleavage and shake his hand to and fro to shake her breasts. To not do so is a horrible insult.

Did you hear that Mr. Darcy insulted Lady Jane by not greeting her with a British Handshake?

by the london gentleman January 3, 2014

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Silver Handshake

When your Human Resources professor grabs and violently shakes your genitalia with one hand, while they subsequently give you a B for the semester.

I thought I would be more pissed about getting a B in HR, but my balls hurt too much from my professor's silver handshake to care about grades.

by Avrum Shmuel December 18, 2010

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Albanian Handshake

To grab on to a persons nipple and to shake it like it was a hand

I gave drews girlfriend an albanian handshake all last night non-stop!!!

by WheatonWhitie69 September 8, 2010

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A form of greeting first made popular on Chicago's South Side during the 1920's.

As you reach out to shake someone's hand, you smile, step on their foot
then fire your snub nose .38 revolver through the pocket of a cheap overcoat.

BANG! BANG!

"Wat da fuck happened to Big Joe?"

"I dunno. Some guy was smiling and shaking his hand

like they wuz long lost friends then next t'ing ya know
I heard a coupla shots an' Joe's layin' dere wit' his dick

in da dirt an' the guy was gone!"

"Hey! Why is the toe of one of his $300.00 shoes all scuffed?"

"I dunno... This is some more South Side b.s.
Let's go before tha' cops get here."

"Yeah... It looks like Big Joe got himself

a Chicago Handshake."

by Ghost Car Operator April 14, 2020

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