pan-handle

An erection that is hard and persistant

"Man she gives me a pan(handle)"

by El Scroto August 29, 2003

left handed website

A website causing viewers to use their left hand to control the joystick whilst using their right to control the mouse.

There's nothing worth watching on TV so I'm going to log on to some left handed websites.

by Crackers08 February 29, 2008

handle the shit

A game where one person drops a duece in a bag, then you and your friends proceed to walk nonchalantly down a street with the bag of shit, taking little pieces out at a time and smearing it under peoples car door handles. Even though you may never see the persons expression, thinking about it is rewarding enough. Best if done at night.

"Oh man i gotta shit, and I'm pretty bored. Hey guys let's play handle the shit!"

by Mark Sev May 17, 2006

handler

A guardian responsible for escorting a retarded child or adult in public. Highly alert and well trained, these individuals can sense when their "client" is ready to change from sweet and calm to loud and destructive. Sometimes seen armed with a chair and a whip as tools for establishing control, particularly with emotional downies.

Warren broke free of his handler and began screaming and throwing trays around the restaurant.

by Mike P Kelly February 25, 2007

two boiled eggs in a handkerchief

A term used to describe the ideal look for a tight ass.

j "Boy does Shakira have a cute ass!"
t "Yeah man its two boiled eggs in a handkerchief alright!"

by invalidrecord June 27, 2009

handlebar

when a female grasps onto a males pubic hairs while giving oral sex, thus forming the shape of a set of handlebars

dude, did you get some from judie last night

hell yeah, she started handlebaring me when i whipped my dick out

by yeahdudeimawesome August 26, 2009

Handle

Your nickname or what you call yourself on the citizens band radio.

Hey good buddy, what's your handle? This here's the Rubber Duck.

by cousincletus December 22, 2008