calvin hawkins

Who is he

Do you know that calvin Hawkins over there I heard he’s a poor operator

I don’t know who the fuck is he

by Moulton massive April 22, 2018

Tom Harkin

A stuttering bastard that starts every sentence with the phrase "Ere' right". Finds it hard to get the right words out and most of the time will overthink everything he is saying. Most likely cries himself to sleep most nights cuddling a picture of Arsene Wenger

Tom Harkin: Type Of Person

Mum: "Who's crying upstairs"
Adam: "Who do you think it's obviously Tom"
Mum: "What's he thought about this time"

by BrettPoskett June 20, 2018

toby hawkings

A big boi and a very large dick for this boi Kieran’s never gonna know what he missed

Toby Hawkings likes it good

by LeftAlliance February 19, 2018

Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking, a theoretical physicist, cosmologist, author and head of Cosmology at the University of Cambridge taught me one thing....
Despite gifted intellect and a lifetime of investigating the creation of the universe, questioning of the existence of God and higher power, his soul was taken at the Almighty's will and that is one secret of the universe, hawking was never able to unravel.

R.I.P. Stephen Hawking

by A Muslim Cosmoslogist May 15, 2018

storm hawkins

a hoe often found in the bed with boys

storm hawkins found in bed with bffs boyfriend

by aaaskdfh August 24, 2018

Stephen Hawking

Drives around like superman in his wheelchair, telling us what the universe is. He has highest INT value and therefor must be most correct. He got the speech computer 40 years before us... And ours isn't even ready yet since we didn't figure out an interface yet. So i guess that smartass traveled in time to an Apple store in 2241 and bought one cheap and thought he'll mess around with those 1980 plebs a little and tell them about the big bang and how to make something out of nothing. His idea became well known and a series about idiots that believed his shit was made aswell. HAIL STEPHEN HAWKING!!! YOUR DECEPTION IS SO POWERFUL!!! I SHALL BEND!

Thats not true! You are Stephen Hawking!
Oh mom, stop hawking.

Hawking around does not solve your problems young man. And stop pretending youre retarded and grow up...

by kuyaaaa January 24, 2019

John Hawkins

A black person who has fake yezzys and is not even from the hood.

John Hawkins is not from the hood

by Danhotgirl101 May 2, 2019