Onions have layers

True dat. It is as the great shrek once said, ogres have layers.

"What do ogres have in common with onions? Onions have layers!"

by DankPepeMemeLord69 December 19, 2017

Have Fun CHILDREN

When children HAVE FUN and do FUN ADULT STUFF

DARRIN:Have Fun CHILDREN
Everyone:SURE BYE I AM GONNA HAVE FUN WITH MY GF

by Ultimate bj man January 13, 2019

Have we met?

When a stranger text and you are trying to be nice

-Hey
+Hey, Have we met?

by Hojack Borseman October 28, 2020

you have are the stupid

ur stupid

person 1: "you have are the stupid"
Person 2: "wha-"
person 1: *disappears*

by uegh October 13, 2022

i have fat

I have fat. Something a rich white person who doesn’t want to admit they are fat says.
“Dude, you need to get on the treadmill. You’re fucking fat”

“Sweetie, you need to get on the treadmill. You’re fucking fat”
“Darling, I have fat, I am CERTAINLY NOT fat!”

by Urbandictionilisationnnn November 29, 2018

Apples Have Epilepsy

When you mishear something hilariously wrong because you couldn't really hear the speaker.

Named for a hilarious fail from The Pun Guys doing the Whisper Challenge, where one person wears "loud-ass headphones" and has to figure out the nonsensical sentence that is being said to them.

The opposite of this is "The Thin Rhino" (Also from The Pun Guys)

Dan: Camels eat sexy paper clips.
John: ...Apples have epilepsy!

*Dan dies laughing*

(Opposite version)

John: The thin rhino ate the possessed i-pod.

*Later*
John: The thin rhino...
Dan: The thin rhino?

John: YES!

Dan: What? Wow!!

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 24, 2020

Have a little patience

When someone rushes into an attack on Fortnight and exposes the position of the team, resulting in death, other players will say “Just a have a little patience”

“Niall just have a little patience”
“Just hide in a bush, have a little patience”

by Big D 25 January 18, 2018