Halo

A game for sweaty tryhards and people with high egos that get on a Team Slayer match and think they're able to fuck everybody's mom and the person in 1st place calls everybody on their team a bunch of 5 year old kids because anyone below that person apparently sucks...

HALO 3 PLAYER: IM FUCKIN YOUR MOM

HALO 3 PLAYER 2: NOT IF I FUCK YOURS FIRST
HALO 3 PLAYER: YOU PLAY LIKE YOUR 5 GTFOH
HALO 3 PLAYER: SUCK MY LEFT NUT

by Gage2003A3 May 4, 2020

shoving a copy of halo 2 multiplayer map pack up my bussy

if you don't understand what the hell this is, you might be so retarded you considered doing this.

"i want to start shoving a copy of halo 2 multiplayer map pack up my bussy with you"
"hell no"

by Tyronelexbengie May 29, 2019

halo reach

pretty much the last obstacle microsoft is placing between keeping my xbox and selling it for a ps3. that and controllers (except for D-pad, which is ironically getting FINALLY fixed later this year)

you better make this good bungie, like, $60 a year for gold membership good, halo reach is supposed to be your swan song

by aiexforty September 2, 2010

Halo 4

A code phrase for masturbation.

"Damn man I played some serious Halo 4 last night. I beat the volcano level!"

by Chritophuh October 9, 2008

Halo 2

Sequel to the most overly rated games of are time there is nothing revolutionary about these stupid series. The weapons are weak and unispired and the rockets are way to slow. The vechiles plain out suck. The levels are nice and big, but with no A.I. they just overly big for no reason. The stroy is crap it seems like it was made up in seconds.

<Fagboy> Halo 2 will be the best game ever!
<Straight Guy> Shut the fuck up you trick ass biatch.
<Fagboy> ahh duh Halo 2, Halo 2, Halo 2
<Straight Guy> What's so good about Halo 2 give me 1 good reason.
<Fagboy> Screw you; you're gay.
<Straight Guy> What would you rather do have sex with a hot super model that has real everything or play faggot Halo 2
<Fagboy> duhhhh I'm so stupid Halo 2 duhhh

by Mc Mario December 3, 2004

Halo 2

Halo 2 is a fps, sequel to Halo: Combat evolved. I played it and beat it. Took me 3 hours. Legendary is easy same with heroic. Easy is just plain easy.

Joe Bob: Hey ya wanna play Halo 2?
James: Fuck no, Half life 2 is king

by Stevie Wonder January 18, 2005

halo

1.The best goddamn man made game besides WOW. Made by Bungie. This fucking kick ass game includes aliens, aliens being shot at, aliens getting their heads blown off, teammates who are dumb enough to get in the line of fire(stupid sims.), granades, weapons, different levels, and a whole bunch of other kick ass shit. Yes I'm a girl. I love to kill things online. It rocks.
2. A religious symbol.
3. The way a jackass says hello.

Guy1: Dude! I just got Halo 3. Me and the guys are totally siked! We're going to my house later, wanna come?
Guy2: Oh! Fuck yeah! Meet you there.
Girl: What the hell are you talking about?

(Guys look at each other and shake there heads in shame)

by [e-mail] March 12, 2008