Szchiяag Gupta

He eats only the finest borscht, and Atomik Vodka. Absolut Vodka is too inferior for his tongue to touch. He has committed 666 suicide bombings in 0.666 seconds. The 2A28 is too inferior for him to use as it does not shoot hard enough even to make him flinch. Instead, he rides in a Megazord to fight his enemies.

-HOLY FREAKITY FREAKING FREAK ITS FREAKING Szchiяag Gupta THE FREAKING FREAKIEST OF ALL FREAKERS!

by Heating Shower Water... September 9, 2019

cure_beats_guitar

cure_beats_guitar is a very cool precure tiktoker, who loves the the character so called, Cure beat, from the hit series Suite Precure (2011). she is known for many things precure, also being mutuals with half if not, all the precure fandom. she is indeed apart of the cool precure club as she is the president of it. Her famous saying is “stan cure beat 🤗”.

“Hey have you heard of cure_beats_guitar??”

“Yeah ive seen her precure videos shes cool”

by Cure Black July 26, 2021

guitarist

About 90 % of those who decide to learn how to play the guitar; one who loves one's self. Not to be confused with "guitar player"(the real deal). You can differentiate the guitarists from the guitar players in a few ways...

- The guitarist will nod his head and make smug faces as he
plays his minor pentatonic licks (or any sequence). He may also jump about and/or perform spinning Tae Kwon Do kicks whilst playing.

- The guitarist's ulterior motives for playing the guitar
are: Attention, Sex, Money, and Drugs.

- The guitarist has a propensity to favor quantity over
quality (ex. playing several unnecessary notes), and is
often observed turning his volume up to an obnoxious
level in an attempt to be liked.

- The music they create is banal dog doo.

Not to be dealt with, period.

The following are NOT guitarists, but are guitar players...meaning they are not crap:

1.)Jason Becker

2.)Steve Howe

3.)Robert Fripp

4.)Lindsey Buckingham (A man. You heard me.)

by Beelzebub Is Back November 3, 2007

guitar

a stringed instrument that when played, will help you get laid

"I got genital herpes and inpregnated 2 chicks from playing guitar so much last night"

by guitarist1 November 10, 2008

Guatamala get down

Borrowing a used condom, pounding in the ass, then switching the rubber outside-in and continuing smashing in the Vag. Bust a money shot, thus leaving devistation and if pregnancy occurs, leaving a 50/50 chance that you are the father.

(Gambling with life, pretty much)

Foo A)-Pretty much busted a Guatamala get down on this trick with Brads old rubber...hahaha Kid aint my son!!!

Foo B) Goddamn thats hateful!

by Pound Master December 16, 2008

Grandpa Guitar

A Stringed Instument Like A Lute,Mandolin,Acoustic Guitar,Etc.

Thrasher: Is That A Grandpa Guitar?!?!!?
Non-Thrasher: A What?
Thrasher: A Grandpa Guitar-Acoustic Guitar!
Non-Thrasher: Oh Yeah Do You Dig It?
Thrasher: HELL NO!!!!!!1

by Will The Thrasher April 25, 2010

Guitar Hero Finger

Condition which results from extensive play sessions of Guitar Hero typically over the course of a few days.
The "raw" feeling one gets on the tips of the pointer, middle, and ring finger on their left hand.
In extreme cases of Guitar Hero Finger one or a few blisters may develop.

"Man, I can't even type right now. Had a party over the weekend and I got a serious case of Guitar Hero Finger."

by Ebisch? April 20, 2007