1. That one tattoo that you get on your body that has absolutely no significance outside of the fact that you got it.
Named from a Pastor in Indianapolis who is tattooed all over his body with a premature balding gorilla on the under back side of his arm
Named from a Pastor in Indianapolis who is tattooed all over his body with a premature balding gorilla on the under back side of his arm
Luke got his premature balding gorilla last night in the form of the loch ness monster on his lower back side.
by cowboy hibby July 13, 2012
Get the Premature Balding Gorillamug. A drink served at the smoothie chain Robeks Juice. Although it is technically a "milkshake" the 800Ib gorilla is really just a whole tun of peanut butter mixed with protein powder. It has been described as both "delicious" as well as "repulsive." The drink is supposedly named because it contains 800 calories however it is common knowledge that it really depends on what size you buy.
Sahn you trying to finish this 800 Ib gorilla for me? It was delicious earlier but now it's repulsive
nah I'm not doing that to myself its not like I'm trying to get big
nah I'm not doing that to myself its not like I'm trying to get big
by #consumeradvice December 12, 2012
Get the 800 Ib gorillamug. A morbidly obese 8-15 year old that has little knowledge of social skills and what the outside world looks like. They will put on their sweaty, and hairy Oculus Quest 2 Headset and play Gorilla Tag. When in game, they will scream and report at people who are good at the game and report women for no reason. They also are observed to scream racial slurs and the n-word every 5 seconds. Nobody likes a kid who cusses every 2 seconds.
Gorilla Tag Kid: "SHUT UP YOU STUPID A** NI**ER YOU STUPID FAILED ABORTION, YOU ARE SO FATHERLESS AND NOBODY LOVES YOU KYS"
A Good Player: Shut up, Gorilla Tag Kid.
A Good Player: Shut up, Gorilla Tag Kid.
by differentIQlevel May 28, 2022
Get the Gorilla Tag Kidmug. When a person that ryhmes with narlos has an asshole sooooo grippy that it can break an actual hand when he/they gets fisted
Person 1: Yo Narlos you have a gorilla grip asshole that just broke my hand when i fisted it last night
Narlos 2: hehe sorry it does that sometimes
Person 1: your gorilla grip asshole is so FUCKIN TROJAN
Narlos 2: hehe sorry it does that sometimes
Person 1: your gorilla grip asshole is so FUCKIN TROJAN
by NARLOS July 9, 2022
Get the Gorilla Grip Assholemug. by SwagCappe May 9, 2023
Get the Gorilla Parkour Modemug. by The Return of Light Joker April 13, 2009
Get the 800-pound gorillamug. AKA FNG's are believed as mythical creatures of great power...these FNg's were once at war with teh FNM's....though their superior strength helped them greatly... their numbers were too few to hold on more than a few hundred years...it is believed that 1 or 2 may reamin on this planet...but these are only myths or rhumours...none of yet have been seen in thousands of years
it is said however one who could weild the power of the FNG could possibly measure up to Corby and Vahon, leaders of the FNM's
it is said however one who could weild the power of the FNG could possibly measure up to Corby and Vahon, leaders of the FNM's
Bushes presence in Iraq is not only for oil...this is only a cover up...he searches for the power to control this mythical FNG
by seeker of Vengeance January 4, 2005
Get the flying ninja gorillamug.