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Golden Armour

A friendly prank amongst Canadian adults in the winter season wherein the target is gang-pissed upon by his best mates while he's sleeping, and is then tossed into the freezing outdoors until the piss freezes, leaving him with some nice, shiny golden armour.
"Hey Brian, what happened to all your fingers and toes?"

"Oh, just a little golden armour from the boys last night. I didn't wake up until noon!"
by TheBladeGamer December 29, 2018
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Golden Hurricane

When Grant pisses on a hooker’s face and Scott comes in after and jizzes all over it.
Grant and Scott pulled the Golden Hurricane on Mrs. Harrington last Saturday. #NOP
by Skin2win October 12, 2018
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golden mist

When your kid pees in the humidifier and pee gets misted on every surface of the room
Every room in my house got golden misted.
by GoldenMister February 14, 2022
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Golden Pistol

A golden pistol is when two dudes hold hands to make a gun shape with the rude fingure and index fingure pointing out, they then fingure a chick with there hands still in the shape of the gun making it a golden pistol!
oi dude theres that chick we golden pistoled last night at the party?
by Hazzi Bear November 29, 2010
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golden slimy

When a man pees in/on the nut that he just put inside/on you. This can be done orally, anally, vaginally, or as a facial topping.
Jeff: Bro, Jessica wanted me to give her the ol' golden slimy yesterday.
Bob: Bro wtf. Did you do it?
Jeff: Is pee stored in the balls?
Bob: ...
by CrypDickZero October 29, 2021
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golden santa

Peeing and cuming into a girl at the same time.
"I got a golden santa yesterday, Stacy!"
by Karkels April 11, 2016
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Golden veil

The act of urinating on someone's eyes, most commonly as a sexual fetish but can also be performed as a practical joke or revenge (assumably while recipient is sleeping or of the like)
Person 1: "Thanks for dinner, would you like to come in for a drink, and after a few, i'll let you give me a Golden Veil."
Person 2: "You must have really enjoyed your meal."
by J numbatwo December 16, 2018
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