Based off the incredibly offensive phrase, "Indian Giver", which means someone who gives something, only to take it back.
One time a "friend" posted the funniest gif ever. **EVAR**! So I called my dog over to check it out...but instead of pure joy, my dog had a puzzled look on his face. Why is my dog not dying of laughter--something isn't right?! I looked back at the screen only to find the gif has been deleted! What sort of devilry could possess a person, no, a SCOUNDREL...to delete comedy gold, for no good reason?!? WHO COULD DO SUCH A THING?! WHOOOOOOOOo!!!!!!???
An Indian Gifer, that's who.
An Indian Gifer, that's who.
by Warp42 July 29, 2016
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by Guysnatchley August 4, 2010
Get the Gifts mug.by Gimmel Warde October 11, 2006
Get the gife mug.Pronunciation: 'gift
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old Norse, something given, talent; akin to Old English giefan to give
1 : a shitless wipe awarded from on high to a worthy recipient
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old Norse, something given, talent; akin to Old English giefan to give
1 : a shitless wipe awarded from on high to a worthy recipient
1 : "Oh man, I just recieved THE GIFT today, I took a heinous dump and went to wipe what I thought would be a shitty ass and I was clean. God has been good to me."
2 : "The best way to be awarded THE GIFT is to hold your poo in til you are turtleheading. Your patience will yield a shitless wipe."
2 : "The best way to be awarded THE GIFT is to hold your poo in til you are turtleheading. Your patience will yield a shitless wipe."
by SRS December 1, 2004
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Hey, did you hear on Twitter that the my pillow guy is going to be reinstated as vice president when SCOTUS overturns the 2020 election?
Ummm, no. But I did read that the vaccine causes yer liver to melt and yer dick fall off.
I KNEW IT! THAT'S WHERE MY DICK WENT.
Yup, that's the gift of gab.
Ummm, no. But I did read that the vaccine causes yer liver to melt and yer dick fall off.
I KNEW IT! THAT'S WHERE MY DICK WENT.
Yup, that's the gift of gab.
by YAWA August 28, 2021
Get the gift of gab mug.A Love Gift is a gift/present given by one's partner/mother that completely falls short of gift/present expectations and will ultimately be a source of decremental humiliation to the recipient by their peers.
The Love Gift can never be thrown out or sold on and must be displayed/worn by the recipient at all occasions/locations that hold significance, such as Birthdays, Christmas's and Weddings.
The Love Gift can never be thrown out or sold on and must be displayed/worn by the recipient at all occasions/locations that hold significance, such as Birthdays, Christmas's and Weddings.
Person One: 'That's a nice jumper you have on their Blake'
Person Two: 'Why thanks Ben, it was a gift from my wife'
Person One: 'Thought so, it looks like a Love Gift'.
Person Two: 'Why thanks Ben, it was a gift from my wife'
Person One: 'Thought so, it looks like a Love Gift'.
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