by BBradsky November 6, 2008

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009

Yet another word for jizz. This time it's the stuff that a dude leaves on his girlfriend’s face when she's asleep and he's got home late and pissed up, thinking it's a laugh. Most often first detected the morning after.
Delia (waking up): "What the fuck is this all over my face!"
Jack (very hung over): "Errrr .... ghost snot?"
Jack (very hung over): "Errrr .... ghost snot?"
by Wizards Sleeve June 21, 2005

When Jim opened this big-ass box, all of this ghost shit came pouring out, but the product itself was no larger than a cigarette lighter!
by Telephony November 2, 2013

When a male ejaculates onto an unsuspecting individual's face. Then, proceedes to heave a handful of flour at the target region that was previously ejaculated on. Thus, creating a gummy ghost.
Tobi was getting a blow jay, and before he was about to cum, he pulled out and nutted on Tommy's sleeping face. He then threw a handful of flour at his face and turned Tommy into a gummy ghost.
by Tobi-Cam 36 August 5, 2008

Social media posts written for a brand by a dedicated writer and not by a salaried employee of the company.
Who has the time to update social media? I have a company to run, and I don't want to hire someone for $30K+ a year. Let's just ghost post it. So easy, it's scary.
by puresurplus May 16, 2011
