frosty hog

The act of taking your penis and dipping the tip of it into an alcoholic Baja Blast from Taco Bell to prevent premature ejaculation.
"I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and thought I was gonna nut 5 minutes in. Luckily I was able to pull out the old frosty hog and it was smooth sailing from there."
by frosty pete January 04, 2025
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Hot Frosty

A sex act involving feces, semen, and festive holiday lights. Commonly described as a male taking three consecutive miniature poops on a lady, stacked like a snowman, then ejaculating a scarf around its neck. The lady then consumes the snowman, while being erotically choked by the male using Christmas string lights, almost half of which are dead.
Dammit, Jenny. We need the Christmas LEDS or it goes from a Hot Frosty to just gross poop and cum!
by HebrewTrix December 04, 2024
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Hot Frosty

"A hot frosty is when someone who is lactose intolerant drinks a gallon of milk then shits all over their friend's bare ass to the Harlem shake."
I can't believe you're just now finding out that Blippi did the hot frosty on that dude.
by Chromacorn December 28, 2024
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Hot Frosty

When a guy has butt sex a bitch outside in the cold, preferably snowing.
Steve, I can’t believe you have Ashley a Hot Frosty this Christmas.
by bongbadabongbadabong December 06, 2024
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Hot Frosty

The intimate act of shooting a load onto your partner's back. When you leave to get a kleenex to wipe it off, you intentionally leave the load there for an extended period of time. Turning the load cold, as well as the cold sentiment of abandoning your partner when they trusted you.
I gave Judy a Hot Frosty, and now I'm sleeping on the couch.
by THE OG Dickhead November 21, 2024
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Hot Frosty

Getting a blow job in the Wendy’s drive thru.
Timothy finally talked his old lady into giving him a hot frosty!
by mike charter November 30, 2024
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Hot Frosty

A sexual act in which a male tosses a hidden snowball at his partner's chest and finishes on top of it.
Oh my god, I gave her such a hot frosty last night, she was so confused why I had a cooler by the bed.
by Seanchristisanson November 15, 2024
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