Forstered

Named after the surname of a good friend's dad who got completely obliterated on his birthday drinking scotch whisky. So wrecked in fact he doesn't drink it anymore! Not only was his balance shit, he couldn't negotiate the stairs and general walking, he had the longest hangover known to any man(so he said).

Gracefully carried on my his son(my friend who is a curry expert of the highest proportions and a petrol head. The son is impartial to the occasional half(social piss head), zombie slaughtering and general madness in the online game of GTA.

"I was out last night and got completely Forstered".

"I wasn't Forstered but I getting there".

"I was Forstered but that curry saved me from a serious Forstering".

by Airport Lad July 21, 2019

Forted

The act of fortifying your butthole with a shart

Man I just forted!

by HewieBelli August 2, 2019

Foster hoe

A guy that cant keep a job and falls madly in love with every woman he meets because he needs a place to live

Tom just got fired from the Walmart tire center and his old lady dumped him because he's lost two jobs and now hes back out being a foster hoe.

by Who's ya daddy bitch September 14, 2019

Foster Farm

A place where foster children are used only for that sweet sweet government money

“Why’d you move here?”

“Im in that foster farm on 3rd”

by JankyBoi September 16, 2019

Foster

Such a madlad. Is great at any video game he is handed. I’m total, fosters are great people

Is that foster being nice, oh of course it is

by iamnamedfoster October 9, 2019

Foster Bitch

A bum bitch that moves in to a Mans home to mooch off of him but with Intentions if using him indefinitely and never going to work or getting a job.... Total opposite of a foster nigga, she tryna get adopted!

Girl, She ain't never had a job but always tryna be with a married man and break up his home so she can move in and get him for all his money... She’s a Foster Bitch!

by Kween Kellzzzz November 4, 2019

Fosterboss

A youtuber that makes good vids
Also Asbjørn(One of his frinds) is a very good persen, he is funny and good at gaming

Fosterboss make good vids

by SomeNiceDude November 11, 2019