February 30th

See rejection

Sandra: OH MAH GAWD!!
Macy: What is it?
Sandra: I just asked Kendall out! We have a date on February 30th!
Macy: *facepalm*

by Intelligence001 June 5, 2016

February 27

National kick someone day this is a day where you can kick someone anywhere and not get in trouble.

It’s national kick day.”Yay” I love February 27

by Apriel February 25, 2020

february 4th

people born on february 4th are special and they most likely have an addiction to The Vampire Diaries.

girl: - I heard she is born on february 4th

boy: - That explains why she is obsessed with TVD

by sippis May 17, 2020

February 9,2008

The Most Awesome And Prettiest People are Born on February 9 2008 and that's a fact

Ohh ur born on February 9,2008 that's means ur best person ever

by LilMoaner November 6, 2020

February 23

National head day. Any woman has to give you head until you cum and can't stop until you do.

Boy:hey girl it's February 23 yk what that means
Girl: *gets down on knees*

by kageueoonsgatqgi February 23, 2022

February 22

A bitch was born

Its February 22! It’s graces birthday. She’s a real bitch

by SmartyPants763 November 2, 2019

February 19

It is well known that all children birthed on this day are destined to be raging homosexuals unless able to dunk on a 10ft goal by the 6th grade. No exceptions it’s just the facts.

Doctor - “My deepest apologies ma’am your son is due February 19 and your genes aren’t likely to give him any ups”

Mom - “Oh fuck oh shit... my little boy’s gonna be a fruit and there’s nothing I can do... I guess it’s time to bring out the vacuum...”

by NotASenatorNamedDave February 14, 2020