fwood

Any kind of pattern resembling wood grain but made from something other than wood. Also known as "fake or faux wood or woodgrain".

The car had fwood accents on the interior that looked just like REAL burlwood.

by Terzer66 June 19, 2011

big fwot

a big f***ing waste of time

I just spent two hours in a line at the DMV, only to be told I was in the wrong line. What a big FWOT!

by Jeff V September 18, 2008

fwa

For when you're speechless, and have fuck-all else to say.

Could be when angry or when gutted.

"Here's your coffee"

*Spills it on person*

"Fwa! Why the hell did you just do that?"

by Roanna July 10, 2005

fwump

The sound a forceful poo deposit causes when it makes contact with the water in a toilet.

I squatted down and then fwump! my ass was soaked after a tsunamic reverse flush.

by mrs_equator September 23, 2006

fwb

friends w/benefits- when two can make a mess (sexually, mentally, and otherwise) and not have to clean it up

Yeah, we are definitely FWBs we sexin' but we dang sure ain't cuddlin'!!!!!

by Citrine November 9, 2008

fwob

Acronym for Fornicating Whore of Babylon. A biblical reference for a really slutty girl.

Guy 1: Dude check out your girlfriend, she's all over that guy.

Guy 2: what a fwob...

by chomas September 16, 2007

Fweeb

Short for a friend with benefits.

A purely sexual relationship that does not involve feelings or commitment.

No, we aren't dating. We're just fweebs.

by Mr.Rogers_MN January 25, 2011