mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

Full blown muff

1) To be completely and hopelessly loaded down with work. Can be used in the same way as " In the weeds" would be used in a restaurant setting.

2) a girl with huge, overgrown pubic hair.

1) Lambchop: Meaty, can you take table 10?

Meaty: No fucking way! Im in the full blown muff over here! Steph just triple sat me and Charlie is putting out food way to fast.

2) David: Are you gonna hook up with that hippie chick?

Sherman: I was going to but I could see by the way her bikini was all puffed out she had full blown muff and I just can't get down with that.

by Badjonah September 16, 2009

Full as an egg

To be full to the brim, bloated. Usually said after gorging on too much food.

After all that food, I'm as full as an egg!

by DairySayings January 2, 2012

full flavor cigarette

A cigarette that is not a light.

Not a camel light or any cigarette with light or ultra light in the name.
A Example of a full flavor cigarette:Marlboro red, Marlboro 72's

by smokey LiL-J September 24, 2006

not a full shilling

Someone who is off their fookin head, in other words...a sandwich short of a picnic!

Lele: As if u did a bit of fookin for a chicken burger....
Lulu: i know, not a full shilling am i....

by Lulu and Lele March 6, 2008

A Basket Full of Fuzzy Kittens

a place full of sexy gurls showing off their pussy.

"damn theirs A Basket Full of Fuzzy Kittens in there"

by Sergio "Silence"Thompson September 29, 2005

Full time mum

Usually what women write under 'profession' on dating websites to somehow justify staying at home watching daytime tv, while their illegitimate child is at nursery/school.

As opposed to 'part time mum' which is what every woman with a job and kids must be?!

Woman 1: "I can't get a job, I'm a full time mum"

Woman 2: "I work 2 jobs AND look after my son, it's tough but I don't want to leech off everyone elses' taxes"

Woman 1: "The government gives me free money! YAY!"

Woman 2: :'(

by Team Hayley July 4, 2011