February 13

February 13 is the day you fuck your best friend then ask them to be your Valentine on February 14

Me: hey let’s fuck since it’s February 13
Her/him sure
Next day
Me: will you be my Valentine 😏
Her/him sure

by Your best friend lol February 2, 2021

february 12

international blowjob day

Omg it's february 12 i have to give someone a blowjob

by gongrojhe56 February 9, 2022

Fanny February

A National Holiday where the ALL vaginas are appreciated and praised for the power it holds as it gives pleasure, power and human life!! True pussy power!💜
Everyone is welcome to celebrate this holiday regardless of gender, race, sexuality etc!!!

Friend 1: “Woah, hey, have you heard it’s Fanny February!! I am thankful that vaginas exist🙏🏾!”

Friend 2: “Yeah, me too, there are so many empowered people with vaginas that keep this world running!”

by Peachhhy July 9, 2021

february 26th

The national fox day of none country
Also one of the most forgettable day in the whole year

-Hey dude have you seen the famous National fox say of February 26th in our country?
- that don't exist please leave my house

by Renardeau October 15, 2019

February 7

Most people born on February 7 are very easy to talk to but can also be introverts, and shy people. If you were born on February 7th most of you come across as sad people but can lighten anyone's day

When's your birthday?
February 7
Omg your so easy to talk to!

by I like ur tits November 23, 2021

February 14

National marry your crush day even if they say no.

she looks cute I'm going to marry her

She is probably born on February 14

by ginger nut November 5, 2020

February 2

The day where ur best friend is born. If yk anyone that was born today they are ur best friend and the best person yk. People born on this day are cool, smart, talkative around their friends but why around others, outgoing, funny, and really attractive.

My best friend was born on February 2, no wonder!

by Dazycrayday December 10, 2021