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Domestic Engineer

A fictional occupation.

A person who has no occupation other than housework, yet still wants to appear to be useful, may decide to refer to herself/himself as a "domestic engineer". Such people are also overheard referring to themselves as "professionals" etc.

However official the title "domestic engineer" may sound, there is no engineering involved, and there is no formal education required to obtain this title.
Actual Engineer: What is your occupation? Do you have a degree?
Domestic Engineer: I'm a domestic engineer, and I have an associate's degree in liberal arts.
Actual Engineer: So you're unemployed and you're not an engineer.
Domestic Engineer: <cough> uhmmm...
by arghargh August 3, 2011
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Systems Engineering

All systems engineering majors end up working for UPS or FedEx
by ed7878787 February 5, 2009
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software engineer

A career option that seems like the road to riches until graduation, when realise that the job market has been supersaturated with fellow geeks for the past five years.

Also: for the above reason, a slang term for a male 20something worker in a fast food restaurant.
"Of course, with a masters degree in software engineering, it was either flipping burgers or the dole queue again on Monday morning."
by Doc January 28, 2004
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egging

Egging is a slang term for a sexual activity involving the penetration of a womans vagina or the anus with the aid of an egg. The egg is then allowed to hatch inside the person, so they may feel the pleasure of a young animal hatching inside of them.

This act was banned in '66 on the basis that it broke several animal rights laws and often resulted in internal lacerations to the participants.
Will: You up for a bit of egging tonight Ang?
Ang: Ooh yes, i just love that hatching feeling.
by J+K August 31, 2006
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Edina

Where the rich beautiful people in Minneapolis live. And the real gan$ta$ (with the dollar signs).
Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: Edina
Person 1: Damn, can I have $50?
Person 2: No.
by Kmoney9999 April 14, 2006
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Edging

The act of playing Fantasy Flight Games' popular TTRPG "Star Wars: Edge of the Empire".
"Hey guys, are we going to be edging this weekend?"
"I used to enjoy edging, but now the mechanics overall seem a bit rough."
by GodF4therDe4th August 11, 2022
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Elgin

The worst city in all of Texas. Where all the prostitutes go after a long days work. The "gangstas" here are as fake as Charlie Sheens sobriety. Nothing but wiggers who eventually will get shot in their cracker ass. For every high school girl goes into labor, another 4 get pregnant. The possibilities of getting shot in Elgin are 99.9% So don't come here while you still have a chance.
Person 1: "Hey, what's up? Where are you from?"
Person 2: "Elgin Texas"
Person 1: ".....mother fucker get the fuck away from me"
Person 2: "What? I just..."
Person 1: "I said get the fuck away from me"
by C.J Simmons March 21, 2011
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