Cincinnati Dipstick

When you stick your finger(s) in someone's plumbers crack.

His crack was showing so I gave him a Cincinnati Dipstick!

by KungFeuz November 1, 2019

Fortnite dipshit

Does a fortnite dance at a funeral

Whys he doing take the L on my names grave?

I think he's a fortnite dipshit

by Mynanleftme February 11, 2020

212 dipshit

someone that pays the up-lift for a 212 cellphone number so they can tell people they live in the Big Apple when they don't.

redneck chick to redneck- "why does your cellphone start with two wun two? Isn't you not from Alabama?
redneck to chick- "Eye's from here, but gots me one uh dem penthouses' in NYC! I fly my jet there to do ma business!
chick-oh what do you do?
redneck-I told ya, my business! now quit being so damn nosey and such!!!!
chick- Oh, I see you's one of dem 212 dipshits Cletus!!!!

by SquirrelMan101 December 26, 2020

Unreliable dipshit

clam

Clam is an unreliable dipshit

by lawlee1 March 13, 2021

Mother Dips

A wonderful wife, also referred to as a Gold Digger

Person one: Have you heard about my wonderful wife Mother Dips?

Person two: Yes I have! Didn't you also call her a gold digger?

Person one:sometimes, but that's when we call her Tubbo

by Halo5157 May 2, 2021

fussy dips

Having the first taste of a new food product.

You get fussy dips of the ice cream.
"Mum Jen took fussy dips of my ice cream."

by Hufflepuffpuffpass November 11, 2021

Quantum Dipshit

Someone who is a dipshit and a good person simultaneously

Hey dumbfuck, I hope you have a great day rotting in hell you absolute chad!

Yo, why you being such a quantum dipshit?

by mr fuckyourmom beanstalk January 2, 2022