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Auntie Doris

Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul.

Auntie Doris whose been dead for six hundred years and can now walk the earth.

Auntie Doris who takes on the form of a man! Uncle Herb enters the room carrying a purple robe. Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill. A: Auntie Doris who?
"Oh god. Fo-for some reason this literally only works... properly on with uh... knock knock jokes."

~ Markiplier after reading the Auntie Doris script, 2022
by MorningTeddyBear April 12, 2025
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Auntie Doris

Auntie Doris refers to the evil witch who took your soul.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Auntie Doris. Auntie Doris who? Auntie Doris the evil witch who took your soul. Auntie Doris who’s been dead for 600 years and can now walk the earth. Auntie Doris who takes the form of a man! Uncle Herb enters the room with a purple robe. Uncle Herb: I just bought this at goodwill! Auntie Doris who?
by Johnathan Shithead October 5, 2025
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Ana Laura Dario

shis is a incredible girl, with a beautiful smile. that will make you laugh anytime.

She is smart, beautiful, crazy and likes to talk a lot too, but this is not a problem. She have her own unique style and lovely personality. The boy whos dating Ana Laura Dario, is the most luckiest boy in the world.
by KingDrift January 30, 2020
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Christian Denzhel Doria

A short, chink that is extremely lazy and disrespectful to everyone, including himself
I don't think anyone likes that Christian Denzhel Doria lookin mf.
by CosmicFlo June 19, 2022
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The Picture of Dorian Gray

This book is a great cautionary tale for all my friends who want emo boyfriends. With all the murderers, it'll be a miracle if not one person thinks “I can fix him.” You know, if you're into that sort of thing. Did you see how his last relationship ended? Stay safe out there, ladies.

I have to say that there was not a lot of good representation in this book. If I wanted to see white men fuck everything up I'd turn on the news. And how can Basil describe Dorian as his “artist muse” and they didn’t kiss once?! Queerbait much, Oscar Wilde?

All I can say is, if Oscar Wilde claims that Dorian Gray really is hot, we can only assume Dorian had a different haircut than Oscar. If Dorian is as useless as he seems, the least he can do is look good while doing it.

Great book if you are the “queer teenager” demographic, and not the “old man who was made to read it in grade school” demographic. Either way you're picking up on the gay subtext.
Person 1: "Are you reading The Picture of Dorian Gray?"
Person 2: "No. Im reading The Picture of Dorian Gay."
by Gardenfeather February 21, 2025
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da do doris

If she don’t da do doris on it I don’t want her
by Jul rizzle April 11, 2025
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