Digital Girl

It's the shawty that ya boys never see they only hear about. You only communicate with her via digital technology (Ex. text, Gchat, AIM, Facebook, Myspace, Skype, etc.).

"Shawty is bout to be my new digital girl", "I'm about to turn that girl digital", "I just pulled a digital girl"
You go on Spring Break and hook up wit a shawty, get her name and numba and make her ya digital girl. You spit game to her on the side after the break by texting, facebooking, skyping, etc.

by VTBossHog March 5, 2009

aluminium digger

A young gold digger, coined by GloZell on

Dude 1: You don't want her she's a gold digger
Dude 2: She'd too young to be a gold digger, more like aluminium digger

by Jarvis <3 January 19, 2011

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

1. A character off of the well known television series "The Mitchell and Webb Look"

2. A poor tramp that comes from a rich family that has to steal joints, beer and cigarettes to live a normal lifestyle

A: My name is Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

by scottysullivan October 3, 2006

digging twilight

picking your nose.

I looked over to the car stopped next to me at the light, and this hot babe was digging twilight!

by JaJeff March 24, 2009

Reader's Digest Syndrome

(n) - The tingly, prickly, and sometimes debilitating feeling in the legs after a long toilet session. Most commonly resulting from sitting there too long to finish a column or story in the bathroom companion. Originally resulting from its namesake magazine, Reader's Digest Syndrome or RDS can result from any lengthy toilet/reading session of any material.

I took the magazine to the crapper so I could read a quick article while I drop the kids off at the pool. I ended up reading a 5 page article about some dude falling off a cliff even though I was blessed with a one wipe wonder. I tried to stand up but I had a serious case of RDS (Reader's Digest Syndrome) and my legs gave out. I ended up blacking out when I hit my head on the toilet. The janitor found me 2 hours later with pants around my ankles. I think he took my magazine...

by Douglasazo January 12, 2006

Digital Dave

A person who is a bit too obsessed with all things digital so that he is constantly on his laptop, I phone or computer console and probably does not have many friends except for in Second Life or Match.com

"Hey Joe do you want to come to the Pub tonight?"

"No thanks mate, I'd rather stay at home in my underpants playing Medal of Honour with my virtual friends.."

"Don't be such a loser, you are such a Digital Dave."

by Manuel Albalasomething April 7, 2009

Digital Crickets

The sound made by all the mouse clicking and typing on computers while people work on their computers in a room. Resembling the sound of crickets during an evening in the summer months.

As I sat in the library I noticed all I could hear was digital crickets.

by cali3sun March 19, 2011